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AFTER SCHOOL SPORTS

	Have you been wondering what's been going  on in girl's after
school  sports?  Or are  you in after school  sports wondering why no
one's been telling what's  going on?   Well, your troubles are  over.
Or even if you weren't worried aabout it, you won't have to start.

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Riddle:  (Compliments of Sandy Medinas and Kathy Celaya)
Can you read this?  YY U R YY U B I C U R YY 4 ME!

Answer:  Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.
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First student:  How were your exam questions?
Second student:  They were easy, but I had trouble with the answers.
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Mother:  Well, Joe, how are your marks?
Joe:  They're under water.
Mother:  What do you mean?
Joe:  They're below C level.

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THE SPOOK UPON THE STAIR

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I met a spook upon the stair;
He was a haunt who had no hair,
In fact, he didn't have a head
(Which made me think he might be dead).

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